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Twitter users always have a need to change status, because every day something is happening and you need to inform about this your friends. Our site will save you a lot of time on writing your own status, here you'll find cool twitter statuses that will brighten your twitter profile.
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2011-11-05 11:53:39
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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2011-11-05 11:53:32
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I was bringing sexy back, but lost the receipt.
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2011-11-05 11:53:25
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Watching televised golf is the equivalent of waiting to die.
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2011-11-05 11:52:30
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Many users may be experiencing an issue with the site. We are currently investigating this issue.
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2011-11-05 11:52:24
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Some user may be experiencing an issue when uploading photos. Our Engineers are currently investigating this issue.
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2011-11-05 11:52:18
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Some users may be seeing an empty timeline; our engineers are currently working on this issue.
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2011-11-05 11:52:00
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Users may be experiencing issues with tweet delivery; our engineers are currently investigating this issue.
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2011-11-05 11:51:53
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Background images are currently unavailable. Our engineers are currently investigating this issue.
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2011-11-05 11:51:47
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User may currently be experiencing empty timelines; our engineers are working on this issue.
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2011-06-28 12:14:05
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I have Hanson on my ipod, go ahead and use this sad fact against me, it's yours.
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2011-06-28 12:13:58
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MY NEIGHBOR CAT MITZI JUST LET ME PET HER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YRS NOTHING ELSE MATTERS RIGHT NOW ONLY MITZI & I EXIST
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2011-06-28 12:13:53
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"I don't have girlfriends because other woman are jealous of me," is a delusional way to say, "I'm a raging b****."
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2011-06-28 12:13:48
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The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie movie is that the zombies don't care if you get the last HD TV.
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2011-06-28 12:07:32
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How can we call ourselves "evolved" when signs are needed to remind employees to wash their hands after going to the bathroom?
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2011-06-28 12:07:25
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I AM THE BEST AT BOWLING IN MY FAMILY! IN YOUR FACE, WIFE AND CHILDREN!
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Twitter is a website, owned and operated by Twitter Inc., which offers a social networking and microblogging service, enabling its users to send and read messages called tweets. Tweets are text-based posts of up to 140 characters displayed on the user's profile page. This social network became very popular nowadays and no surprise that people are looking for cool statuses for it. A lot of people have problems writing good twitter statuses, some need good examples to create their own statuses, others need already made statuses. Cool twitter status can make you look better in your friends eyes, or just cheer them up. Your unique twitter status may show what person you are, emphasis your sense of humor or just show that you have it. Our site with growing collection of statuses will help you to find good twitter statuses. You may also submit your own statuses and we'll show it to the world.
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