Clever quotes

DREAM Makes all things Possible. HOPES Makes all things work. LOVE Makes all things beautiful. SMILE Makes all the Above work Possible So. ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

Forward to you friends and get funny replies. . ! Imagine I am in jail What you thinks that What crime I had done Reply must . . .

Why don t men often show their true feelings? Because they don t have any.

s guardian angel is on stress leave...

Just when the mind found the answers, the heart changed the question.

has used all his sick days so is going to phone in dead.

4. I don it hate you, your just no longer worth my time!

I cried when I had no shoes. Suddenly I stopped crying when i saw a man without leg.

I hate when I am supposed to be doin somethin and then I get on Facebook and get side tracked.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

I am a bad liar…thats why i prefer telling the truth…

I have trouble even monotasking.

Cows should really stop putting “delicious” on their resumes.

Screw you recommended serving size. You don it know me.

I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car is horn to sound like gunfire.