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2011-11-05 19:30:54
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wonders why the frisbee is getting bigger and then it hits me
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2011-11-05 19:30:46
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was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said “Parking Fine”
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2011-11-05 19:30:38
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is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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2011-11-05 19:30:33
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is out of her mind, but feel free to leave a message
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2011-11-05 19:30:26
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is masturbating to your profile picture
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2011-11-05 19:30:19
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is teaching the cat how to be a ninja
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2011-07-21 13:33:14
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Girls need you to complete them…Real Women only need you to compliment them.
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2011-07-21 13:33:07
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‎"Never try to raise ur voice, just improve the quality of ur arguments"
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2011-07-21 13:32:58
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Don't be desperate for "love." Be happy with yourself first, & you'll attract someone else.
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2011-07-21 13:32:43
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Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.
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2011-07-21 13:32:29
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The Biggest Similarity Between Ur First Love And First Drop Of Rain Is That How Much Even U Try 2 Escape From It...! It Catches U...!!...............savita
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2011-07-21 13:32:20
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GIRLS are The Moon Which Everyone See Uncovered But... Real Women are The Sun Which Makes Eyes Bow Down Before Seeing It :)
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2011-07-21 13:32:10
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If you don't say no WITHIN a relationship, then one day, you will have to say no TO the relationship.
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2011-07-21 13:31:57
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if hugs were leaves, i’d give you a tree. If kisses were water, i’d give you an ocean. If love was life, i’d give you mine
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2011-07-21 13:31:51
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Most Blessed feeling! When you are in my embrace and our relation gives each other the required space! ♥ :)
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