Funny statuses

There was a time when status was just a picture that showed what mood you had, where you were at, what were you doing, etc. But now statuses look a bit different, in addition to picture you can now write a short text that gives more information then picture. Look trough our collection of best funny statuses and pick your favorite status.

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2014-07-11 06:02:24
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everonr yhat foesent wanty to pay bills put them back in the mailbox lol
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2012-02-22 16:08:14
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I don t know what your problem is, but I ll bet it s hard to pronounce.
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2012-02-22 16:08:00
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I m bartending at an AA meeting... bbl
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2012-02-22 16:07:52
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Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send 1,000 to...
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2012-02-22 16:07:07
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A simple celebration, a gathering of friends, I wish u great happiness, a joy that never ends! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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2012-02-22 16:06:57
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What I Need To Live, Has been Given To Me, By The Earth. Why I Need To Live Has Been Given To Me By You My Valentine !!!
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2012-02-22 16:06:48
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If i rote ur name in d sky wind wood blow it away.if i rote ur name in d sea waves wood wash it away.But ur name is engravd in my heart where nothin can touch it!
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2012-02-22 16:06:32
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Wife buys a Dozen underwear of same color 4 hubby. HUBBY:Why Same Color?Ppl wil think I nvr change underwear.. WIFE:Whch people?TOTAL SILENCE HUBBY: Damn!
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2012-02-22 16:06:20
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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2012-02-22 16:06:11
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GIRL: Do I ever pop into your mind? BOY: No GIRL: Oh :-( BOY: You re ALWAYS on my mind!
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2012-02-22 16:05:33
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Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
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2012-02-22 16:05:24
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I saw you, I fancied you, I got you, I liked you, I loved you, I hurt you, I lost you, I miss you, I want you back. Please forgive me x
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2012-02-22 16:05:09
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Teacher : ya kon sa tense ha? Misbah century bnaey ga ?? Stu : Future impossi ble tens
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2012-02-22 16:04:57
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Agr ap ka pichy kuta lg jae to usy serf itna keh daina k main Altaf bhai ka adme hun. Is tarah kuta ap ka kadam choomta huwa bhag jae ga. Zubaida apa ka Siyasi tot k
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2012-02-22 16:04:48
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Son to his father: Son: I want to see a monkey Right now! Dad: not now son, right now monkey is reading sms
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Funny statuses for big smile

When you’re browsing pages or checking in on friends, you’re sure to run into funny statuses now and then, even if the status was meant to be serious! If you like funny statuses then this category is for you. Funny statuses are a great way to brighten up your social networking profile page. If you are looking for Funny Statuses then your search ends here, you have landed on the right page.

This article is all about very funny statuses messages that have been written by real people. You will find here all Funniest Statuses, just read the full collection of the funny statuses. Impress your friends and make them laugh with a funny status message and keep checking back for new and fresh funny statuses.The goal of Funny statuses is to improve your friends mood and to make them smile. If user has stumbled upon a funny anecdote or aphorism, he comes up with some funny phrases, through the status it is easy to share findings with the rest, and quite possibly that written by you status will be included in a collection and spread throughout the network. Statuses are widely used in social networks such as FaceBook.

Here users have a humorous slant, when interlocutor is writing not his status but joke. Statuss can be changed at any time by user, depending on his mood, which helps to keep friends in the course of what is happening online.

Funny status is a great opportunity to cheer up yourself and others.Funny Statuses are short so very easy to remember and funny to make you laugh till you loose your pant off your butts.

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