Funny quotes about life

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2012-05-01 14:04:15
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They say that life is a school, but nobody mentioned the tuition fee!
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2012-03-22 23:59:26
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The road to success is always under construction
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2011-11-05 11:41:18
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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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2011-11-05 11:40:57
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My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment
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2011-11-05 11:40:50
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My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
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2011-11-05 11:40:42
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Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
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2011-11-05 11:40:33
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Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
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2011-08-25 21:15:25
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When nothing is in your hand, your hand is empty like always
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2011-08-09 20:46:15
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Free urself from negative energy and focus more on those that encourage, strengthen and make u happy!
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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If life is the best teacher then don’t be surprised if you have to pay school fees sometimes.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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There is no fate, yes you’re dealt the cards but it’s up to you how you play your hand.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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There are many paths you take in life. Some you can choose, some are chosen for you.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Live each moment as if it were your last, for the next could be.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Someday life will all make perfect sense, so laugh through the confusion smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself everything happens for a reason.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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live it up drink it down. take chances cause all in the end it was exatlly what you wanted
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Funny Quotes about life speak about real life

Funny Life Quotes is a collection of funny quotes about life itself. Some have been quoted by famous persons,poets, film and television starts, whilst others from the general public. We'll keep updating this category with new Funny Life Quotes . If you have any funny quotes written by yourself or you would like to see other funny sayings published on this site then you came to the right place. I am shure that you will like funny quotes about living life placed on this site and it will inspire you to write something yourself. There are many people who comment on life everyday, and many of them are funny.

Some words remain long after your special individual has gone from this earth. They are filled with such wisdom and value that they are repeated again and again, impacting many and spanning generations. The authors of these words are respected, loved and admired. We look to them for inspiration on how to live great lives and be victorious in our own accomplishments. They are presidents, generals, celebrities, musicians; the list is endless. And each was once an ordinary citizen who believed in something extraordinary and achieved it. There is a lot we can learn from their final legacy to us... their words.

You may be searching for the perfect inspiration for a graduation speech or just a quote about life. Whatever your reason, using the words of a famous person can greatly affect the impact of your words. The weight of their words and the work of their life join yours when you honor them by repeating what they have said.

These quotes are short so very easy to remember and funny to make you laugh till you loose your pant off your butts.You can use these quotes and sayings in your emails, taglines, greetings and can present them in small social gatherings to make a cheerful and humorous climate.Please feel free to submit you new funny quotes about life to our collections. We update regularly. These fun quotes will remind you of the fun moments in your life. Let these Funny Life Quotes give you a new insight into the inspirational and the funny in life.

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