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2012-03-26 07:10:36
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When boys get jealous,its actually kind cute, BUT when girls get jealous, WORLD WAR III is about to start. :D did you think its funny, if so LIKE!!!!!!!
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2011-11-05 11:40:19
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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
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2011-11-05 11:39:58
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I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils
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2011-11-05 11:39:50
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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
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2011-11-05 11:39:41
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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids
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2011-11-05 11:39:32
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I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
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2011-11-05 11:39:20
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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world
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2011-09-10 12:36:26
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"I am not retreating! I am advancing in a different direction!"
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2011-08-07 11:39:26
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Hazza!hazza let d cellebration begin......
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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