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2011-11-10 09:16:17
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Forgive your enemies... but dont forget their names!!
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2011-11-05 11:38:39
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God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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2011-11-05 11:27:49
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At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
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2011-11-05 11:27:39
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Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
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2011-11-05 11:27:26
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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You age like cheese... You just keepgetting smellier!
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Did your cake cost you less than thecandles? Then you are definitely old!
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Everyone, except me, wants to become amillionaire. I want to become a billionaire.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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My golden words for your birthday..."Smile while you still have teeth!"
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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They dropped your name, can you pick itup ?
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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No matter how sad, no matter how sick,I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I sendyou a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Which of the three are you?
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Do you know what happened when my horse tried to tap out your age? It got its leg fractured!
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Birthdays are good for you. Statisticsshow that people who have the most live the longest!
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Funny message is a short piece of text that force people to laugh or atlest smile. These piece of text should be short or people will not read it, because good funny message should be definitely short. People that uses social networks, such as facebook, are always in a seek for some good text for their status, because status, in this case, is your visit card. From text that it contains, people can figure out what person you are, your mood, what films you watch, what books you read or what's your hobby is. But it happens when you are trying to make some funny message and end up with blank. In such situations you might need a good examples that will inspire you on creating your own unique funny message. On our site you'll find huge collection of funny messages for inspiration. Browse our site in search for best funny messages and watch how your friends will laugh.
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