Forgive your enemies... but dont forget their names!!
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2011-11-10 09:16:17
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2011-11-05 11:38:39
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God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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2011-11-05 11:27:49
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At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
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2011-11-05 11:27:39
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Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
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2011-11-05 11:27:26
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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You age like cheese... You just keepgetting smellier!
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Did your cake cost you less than thecandles? Then you are definitely old!
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Everyone, except me, wants to become amillionaire. I want to become a billionaire.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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My golden words for your birthday..."Smile while you still have teeth!"
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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They dropped your name, can you pick itup ?
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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No matter how sad, no matter how sick,I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I sendyou a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Which of the three are you?
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Do you know what happened when my horse tried to tap out your age? It got its leg fractured!
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2011-01-21 21:52:46
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Birthdays are good for you. Statisticsshow that people who have the most live the longest!




