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2014-07-11 06:02:24
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everonr yhat foesent wanty to pay bills put them back in the mailbox lol
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2012-05-01 14:04:15
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They say that life is a school, but nobody mentioned the tuition fee!
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2012-03-26 07:10:36
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When boys get jealous,its actually kind cute, BUT when girls get jealous, WORLD WAR III is about to start. :D did you think its funny, if so LIKE!!!!!!!
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2012-03-22 23:59:26
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The road to success is always under construction
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2012-02-22 16:10:51
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DREAM Makes all things Possible. HOPES Makes all things work. LOVE Makes all things beautiful. SMILE Makes all the Above work Possible So. ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
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2012-02-22 16:10:42
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Forward to you friends and get funny replies. . ! Imagine I am in jail What you thinks that What crime I had done Reply must . . .
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2012-02-22 16:10:23
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Why don t men often show their true feelings? Because they don t have any.
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2012-02-22 16:08:14
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I don t know what your problem is, but I ll bet it s hard to pronounce.
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2012-02-22 16:08:00
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I m bartending at an AA meeting... bbl
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2012-02-22 16:07:52
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Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send 1,000 to...
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2012-02-22 16:07:07
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A simple celebration, a gathering of friends, I wish u great happiness, a joy that never ends! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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2012-02-22 16:06:57
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What I Need To Live, Has been Given To Me, By The Earth. Why I Need To Live Has Been Given To Me By You My Valentine !!!
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2012-02-22 16:06:48
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If i rote ur name in d sky wind wood blow it away.if i rote ur name in d sea waves wood wash it away.But ur name is engravd in my heart where nothin can touch it!
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2012-02-22 16:06:32
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Wife buys a Dozen underwear of same color 4 hubby. HUBBY:Why Same Color?Ppl wil think I nvr change underwear.. WIFE:Whch people?TOTAL SILENCE HUBBY: Damn!
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2012-02-22 16:06:20
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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